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It has come to my attention that our group is composed of Jennifer Aniston-sympathizers.

As a firm believer in the CoeXisT movement, I'm all for sympathizing with what people consider the enemy (Jews, Muslims, the Iraqi people, etc). But this is out of control, people!

In the defense of Angelina Jolie:

Angelina Jolie clearly wanted kids. Jennifer Aniston has said since the beginning that she did not. Brad Pitt wants kids. So, if he finds a woman he's willing to have a family with and it's not Jennifer, too fucking bad for her!

While Angelina Jolie is out supporting women's and children's rights in Africa and in the Middle East, Jennifer Aniston is back home making crappy movies (admit it, they all suck) and making queer statements like "Billy Idol called, he wants his look back" after Brad Pitt died his hair FOR A MOVIE.

Angelina Jolie is clearly a deeper, more worldly person dedicated to the advancement of human rights around the world. Jennifer Aniston just sits around and mopes about her husband leaving her for someone like Angelina Jolie (said in a very scornful tone, ironic, since Angelina Jolie is a wonderful person).

If I had the choice between a UN goodwill ambassador who gained citizenship in Cambodia out of respect for Cambodian culture and her love for a little boy named Maddox and a flaming bitch who is horrible at her profession and only in the spotlight because of her relationship with Brad Pitt, I'd go for Angelina.

So, Maggie ma cherie, don't look upon Angelina as a homewrecker.

When in truth, Jennifer is the homewrecker for forcing Brad Pitt to go through the best years of his life for a family without the prospect of ever having kids.

That's not being a homewrecker, that's not allowing a home to even happen.

So what "home" is it that Angelina has wrecked? A crappy one...

And Angelina was pregnant AFTER they separated, but everyone knows the legal process takes forever, so what difference does it make if he and Jennifer weren't "divorced" yet? Isn't divorce just a state of mind? Clearly, their marriage was over long before it was noted on paper...
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